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Going Strong!

Despite rumors of a break-up — which, per usual, we didn’t report, because we knew they were bullshit — Lindsay Lohan looks genuinely thrilled to see Samantha Ronson come...

A Surefire Hit!

Sigh. MTV has greenlit six episodes of a show called Bromance, which will apparently feature Brody Jenner selecting a new member of his “entourage” from a pool of...

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!!

HOLY CRAP! McDonald’s said on Monday that it will stop serving sliced tomatoes in all its US stores, because of concerns about salmonella food poisoning linked to some uncooked...

Quotables

”Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want...

Who Is This Beauty?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT it’s Serena Williams. Looking awesome and totally not at all like a dude. How much airbrushing did Ebony do to give her this look? The kids at Bossip have more...

What’s This Mob Scene???

Why, these are photos of the packed scene outside Perez Hilton’s meet and greet for his new line for Hot Topic. Except it’s not a mob scene at all. Apparently hardly anyone...