Um, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter found a dead body floating in the Potomac River on Wednesday afternoon while she was out rowing. Weird. Update: I am a dumbass. I originally wrote that this...

Hm. I have no idea why this photo wasn’t released until now. It was taken twelve days ago, and it shows Jess and maybe-boyfriend Tony Romo sucking face outside a Dallas restaurant.

The rumors are confirmed!!!! Ryan Phillippe finally made a public appearance with the woman who split up his marriage to Reese Witherspoon — Stop Loss costar Abbie Cornish. The two...

Whatever. Vin Diesel’s model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez, welcomed the couple’s baby girl. On April 2. And we’re just now getting around to issuing press releases about...

Hey, with gas prices what they are and not a whole lot of work coming in, I think Britney’s made a wise choice.

Porn star Mia Foxx leaves the Ivy on Thursday. This is so tragic.

I just watched it on Pay-Per-View. At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN...

The current default pic on Samantha Ronson’s MySpace page. Jesus, you guys, should I just go for chicks? I mean, I think if I drank enough, I could get into it. No, no, not liquor...

I’d heard something about this before, but the two of them were spotted together at a Dodgers game, where Kimberly was singing the National Anthem. “They were all cute and...

Lindsay Lohan. Samantha Ronson. Foreigner shirt. La Scala. Snore. Will they please leak a sex tape already?

Shania Twain has spent the better part of her life earning fame and fortune as a country singer. And now that her husband actually left her for her best friend, there’s really nothing...

Um … I guess this is a good thing? I mean, it’s work! Any work for Britney is a good thing! Britney Spears shot a small cameo part in the new Pussycat Dolls video, which was...