Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Uncategorized

Prince Harry’s Pubic Bone

Sorry but I totally think this is the sexiest part of a man. I love when you can just see the curve of the pubic bone sticking out from low-hanging pants. Sexiest. Shit. Ever. Here’s...

Blame Jesus

So I come back from a lovely afternoon of wandering around NYC with my sister to see that Heidi Montag thinks she might release a Christian album. “I have been the most religious...

The Office Is Back: With Webisodes!

Every time I see one of those stupid ads for that doomed Mel B/Joey Fatone crapfest, The Singing Office, I get sad that we’re not going to get new episodes of The Office until the...

So Long, Once-Promising Career!

Remember Paris Bennett, the little belter who could from the fifth season of AmIdol? She was only sixteen when she first appeared on the show. She’s nineteen now, and she’s...

New York, New York!

And we’re off! Leo and I are leaving early Sunday morning for our big trip to NYC. Leo in the City! It’s Leo’s first plane flight, and he’s very excited. He’s...