Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Happy Birthday Lindsay!

Heh, sometimes I forget how much I’m in love with Lindsay Lohan, and then she does something like throw a prom-themed 22nd birthday party, and my heart’s all aflutter for her...

This Made Me Cry!!!

Okay so today, on Foot Injury Day, you guys are just getting a series of stupid YouTube videos because I’m too hurted to do things that require thought. This one honestly brought...

The Dangers of Dating

– Watch more free videos So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can’t...

Okay, I Need Suggestions!!!!

You guys, this is what my foot looks like right now. I have to be at the airport in about five hours. I cannot walk. I have done a great deal of tripping and hurting my foot in my life...

Ugh

So we went to the Boat Basin tonight to have dinner, and I a) Tripped on the walk there, because I am graceful like that, and seem to have seriously sprained and/or otherwise injured my...

Quotables

“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff. I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her...

Angie’s in the Hospital to Deliver!

Hospital officials have confirmed that Angelina Jolie is at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, getting ready to deliver the twinsies. All is well right now. Hooray for two new deities on the...

Mamma Mia!

Hottie Pierce Brosnan and his wife, Keely Shaye Smith, attend the London premiere of Mamma Mia.

The Rhapsody MP3 Store Party!

First off: for those of you who are all like “How come you never post photos of yourself on this site???”, here you go. A photo of me. On this site. Are we all happy now...