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Who Am I?

Anybody recognize this actress leaving The Ivy on Tuesday? Jump inside for the answer.

Joan Rivers Continues to Rock My World

The fabulous Ms. Rivers was kicked off the UK talk show Loose Women for calling Russell Crowe a “piece of fucking shit.” She warned the producers to bleep her, but the show is...

Mario Lopez is SUCH an Asshole!

This guy just treats all women like shit and I hate him. I have no idea why anyone would date him. He’s such a gigantic loser with really, really, REALLY low self-esteem, and probably...

Another One on the Horizon

The Wall Street Journal ran an interesting article today about the Disney fame machine and their newest protege, 15-year-old Demi Lovato, who will star in the upcoming Disney flick Camp...

Paris Denied a Puppy

God, Paris Hilton sucks so much. On her way to a photo shoot this weekend, Paris decided she wanted to have a puppy in the shoot with her, so that it would look “cuter.” She...

Quotables

“She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time...

I NEED A BURGER KING GOLD CARD!!!

I didn’t even know they existed! But Hugh Laurie has one! While talking about life in the fame lane, hottie Laurie has this to say: “[Being famous means that] you can get a...

Let the Weddings Begin!

The ban on gay marriage is scheduled to be overturned in California at 5 pm today. One couple in the state has scheduled their wedding for 5:01 pm. They’ve tried to get married every...