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The Wackness Trailer

For those of you who are interested, here’s the trailer for the new Mary-Kate Olsen film The Wackness. It doesn’t look like MK has that big a role, but she sure is adorable when...

Eminem Sued for Bathroom Brawl

You know, I spend so much time thinking about who the next generation of gossip is going to be. Like, will we see problems out of Miley Cyrus? Selena Gomes? Demi Lovato? Should I keep my...

Still My Family!

As divorce rumors swirl, Guy Ritchie and Madonna take their clan to the Kabbalah center in NYC together. Madonna’s not in this particular photo, but she was there with Guy. You know...

Catching Up!

And I’m back! You know, sometimes even gossip bloggers need a couple of days off, especially gossip bloggers with ouchy feet, and I’m really glad I just got to take some time to...

Happy 4th of July, Bitches!

America! Fuck yeah! Unless Angelina Jolie decides to give birth to the Lords of the New World Order on Friday, I’ll see you guys on Saturday. I’ll be celebrating my...

Das Boot

As I was heading out to the ER, my wonderful friend Laura called and told me to go to a podiatrist instead. I called a nearby one, explained my situation, and they said they could get me in...

Megan Fox: Single Again?

Sources say that Megan Fox has ended her engagement to Brian Austin Green. Who could have seen that coming? Oh, right. Everybody. I’m not sure yet if Megan is totally single or if...

Brace Yourselves

I am headed to the ER to get an X-ray of my foot. I may return today, I may return tomorrow, I may return next week. Lord only knows.

Look Who’s Helping!

David Arquette lends some celebrity support to the Second Harvest Kick Off The Summer Food Service Program. This particular program helps provide nutritious meals to underprivileged kids...

A Friends Movie At Last?

I have to say, I’m just not super-psyched about this. I didn’t even really watch the last few seasons of Friends, so I don’t have any idea where they’d even pick up...

Hell Hath No Fury …

Verne Troyer’s spurned ex-girlfriend and sex tape parter, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera...

Katie Holmes Is an Actress?

I’d nearly forgotten, and so, it seems, have all of New York’s theatergoers. The much-hyped Broadway revival of Arthur Miller’s All My Sons, in which Katie Holmes will...