This is the graphic the New York Times used to illustrate their piece about Lance Armstrong on Sunday. Ouch. I, for one, am just glad Ashley Olsen made the cut. I’m so disappointed...

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leave Nicole Richie’s house this weekend. I’m sure they were visiting little Harlow, bringing gifts of gold, frankincense and weed.

George Carlin, the provocative comedian who broke all sorts of barriers, has died of heart failure at the age of 71. Mr. Carlin, thank you for your years of fighting the good fight.

I guess the Graziano family was so pissed off about Hulk Hogan’s remarks about their son’s condition being “God’s will” that they released this video of a...

While my dad and I were driving up the west coast this weekend, the radio DJs on Sirius kept talking about how word on the street is that Amy Winehouse might have tuberculosis. I nearly...

I’m at the Oxford Suites in Redding, CA. This is by far the nicest hotel room I’ve stayed in on this journey, but I really needed it tonight, and it’s money well-spent...

Oh wait. That’s just a normal cab. Do you realize it’s been almost 20 years since Saved by the Bell started? That blows my mind. Also, and on a completely unrelated note...

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I just checked into my hotel in San Diego. Why, some of you may ask, am I in San Diego on my way from Phoenix to Seattle? Well, Papa Beet decided that if...

I’m hitting the road again this afternoon — driving back to Seattle with three cats and a puppy. PLUS, a Papa Beet! That’s right, Daddy Dearest will be accompanying me...

The entire Spears clan was gathered in a hospital room in Mississippi this morning, where Jamie-Lynn Spears delivered a baby girl via C-section at 8:30 am. The delivery appeared to go...

The Crazy Days and Nights blog has an interesting (and obvious) blind item today: To me, this one was a little heartbreaking to hear. This once troubled actor who has peaked and valleyed...