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My Brief Bitch Session

Okay, so I have to tell you guys this story. When I was in New York City with my sister, we got spray tans. I think I mentioned this previously. We were just wandering around the West...

Who’s Been Entrusted with David Banda?

Before I begin, I would just like to take a minute to express my sincere admiration for the American paparazzi. When Madonna and her clan are in London, we get a good photo of the kids...

Shut Up Bill O’Reilly

Ugh. Normally I’m all about trashing Rosie O’Donnell, except when Bill O’Reilly is trashing Rosie O’Donnell, and then I’m all Team Rosie. O’kay? And who...

Trying the Winged Look!

Anne Hathaway probably wishes she could just fly away. As her ex-boyfriend’s legal troubles mount, and it looks more likely that Anne will have to testify at his trial, Anne hit up...

Chelsea Handler, Will You Mentor Me?

Everything this woman does is hilarious. Like, every sentence is pure comedic gold. I want her to be my tutor. I want to be like her one day. Here’s her take on Living Lohan.

Drugs Are Bad, Mmkay?

Coreys Meltdown!Uploaded by AEVideos Here’s Corey Haim, back to destroying his life by using drugs. Some days, I feel like half of the shit I post on here is just another reminder of...

Guess That Celebrity!

About a month ago, I had the opportunity to check out an early screening of Garden Party, the new indie flick that’s generating a ton of buzz in LA circles. I have to say that I loved...

Quotables

“Actually, the media has been pretty nice to me. They’ve really trashed some people, so I’m actually thankful that it didn’t get too crazy. But for all the stuff...

Cindy Brady Is an Alcoholic

This is really sad. Here’s Susan Olsen — aka Cindy Brady — doing a radio interview extremely hungover. The fun starts a little after the 2-minute mark. Note that her...