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Ugh

So we went to the Boat Basin tonight to have dinner, and I a) Tripped on the walk there, because I am graceful like that, and seem to have seriously sprained and/or otherwise injured my...

Quotables

“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff. I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her...

Angie’s in the Hospital to Deliver!

Hospital officials have confirmed that Angelina Jolie is at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, getting ready to deliver the twinsies. All is well right now. Hooray for two new deities on the...

Mamma Mia!

Hottie Pierce Brosnan and his wife, Keely Shaye Smith, attend the London premiere of Mamma Mia.

The Rhapsody MP3 Store Party!

First off: for those of you who are all like “How come you never post photos of yourself on this site???”, here you go. A photo of me. On this site. Are we all happy now...

Prince Harry’s Pubic Bone

Sorry but I totally think this is the sexiest part of a man. I love when you can just see the curve of the pubic bone sticking out from low-hanging pants. Sexiest. Shit. Ever. Here’s...

Blame Jesus

So I come back from a lovely afternoon of wandering around NYC with my sister to see that Heidi Montag thinks she might release a Christian album. “I have been the most religious...

The Office Is Back: With Webisodes!

Every time I see one of those stupid ads for that doomed Mel B/Joey Fatone crapfest, The Singing Office, I get sad that we’re not going to get new episodes of The Office until the...