Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Brace Yourselves

I am headed to the ER to get an X-ray of my foot. I may return today, I may return tomorrow, I may return next week. Lord only knows.

Look Who’s Helping!

David Arquette lends some celebrity support to the Second Harvest Kick Off The Summer Food Service Program. This particular program helps provide nutritious meals to underprivileged kids...

A Friends Movie At Last?

I have to say, I’m just not super-psyched about this. I didn’t even really watch the last few seasons of Friends, so I don’t have any idea where they’d even pick up...

Hell Hath No Fury …

Verne Troyer’s spurned ex-girlfriend and sex tape parter, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera...

Katie Holmes Is an Actress?

I’d nearly forgotten, and so, it seems, have all of New York’s theatergoers. The much-hyped Broadway revival of Arthur Miller’s All My Sons, in which Katie Holmes will...

Mary-Kate Olsen: Back on Track

After years of being the laughingstock of blogs and tabloids the world around, Mary-Kate Olsen is back on our radar as a Very Serious Actress. She rocks the cover of Elle this month, and...

Happy Birthday Lindsay!

Heh, sometimes I forget how much I’m in love with Lindsay Lohan, and then she does something like throw a prom-themed 22nd birthday party, and my heart’s all aflutter for her...

This Made Me Cry!!!

Okay so today, on Foot Injury Day, you guys are just getting a series of stupid YouTube videos because I’m too hurted to do things that require thought. This one honestly brought...

The Dangers of Dating

– Watch more free videos So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can’t...

Okay, I Need Suggestions!!!!

You guys, this is what my foot looks like right now. I have to be at the airport in about five hours. I cannot walk. I have done a great deal of tripping and hurting my foot in my life...