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Khloe Kardashian Checks into Jail

Tranny Kardashian was taken into custody this morning to serve her 30-day sentence for parole violation following her DUI last year. Her sisters and mom were on-hand to send her...

Things You Totally Don’t Care About

Hey, remember Ashley Parker Angel, from O Town? Yeah, me neither. But he and his fiancee, Tiffany Lynn, have called off their engagement. They have a two-year-old son together, named Lyric.

Sarah Silverman Earns an Emmy Nod

Congratulations to Sarah Silverman! Not only did she get rid of that waste of space boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel this week, she earned an Emmy nod for the brilliant song “I’m Fucking...

The Dark Knight!!!

Sorry I’ve been gone so much of the day, kids. I hit up The Dark Knight screening in Seattle tonight, and then went to a late dinner with friends. Anyway, I’m not going to give...

Still Together!

Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe made an appearance at the Xbox 360 party last night in LA. “They were lovey-dovey,” reports a fellow partygoer. “They were holding hands...

Jakob Dylan Is Back!

Bob Dylan’s kiddo has returned to the scene, looking exhausted and drug-addled as ever, performing his new single, “Something Good This Way Comes” on The Tonight Show...

CONTEST: Write Me a Single!

I totally wasn’t kidding. I think I should record a single. Granted, the Maloof Brothers probably won’t offer me their Vegas recording studio, but I think I can work something...

Tyra Banks: “Caridee Who?”

Honestly, I can think of very few “celebrities” who looks as consistently terrible on camera as ANTM winner Caridee English. Tyra must be so ashamed. God bless the girl, the...