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Shaq and His Wife Looking Cozy

Here’s Shaquille O’Neal and Shaunie, the wife he’s supposedly divorcing, looking more than civil on the 4th of July in the Caymans. More importantly: what the hell is in...

Guess That Celebrity! (Round Two)

It’s time for another round of Guess That Celebrity! This one’s way juicier — and funnier — than the first, IMHO. (By the way, in case you didn’t figure it...

Zachery Ty Bryant Tasered at Hotel

OMG you guys. It’s almost 5 am and I still can’t sleep. I think it has something to do with the fact that I slept most of the day on Monday, but I can’t be sure of that...

Matthew McConaughey’s a Daddy!

With the amount of time Matthew spends shirtless, the poor kid’s not going to know whose nipple to suck on. He’s also probably going to know how to surf before he knows how to...

My Brief Bitch Session

Okay, so I have to tell you guys this story. When I was in New York City with my sister, we got spray tans. I think I mentioned this previously. We were just wandering around the West...

Who’s Been Entrusted with David Banda?

Before I begin, I would just like to take a minute to express my sincere admiration for the American paparazzi. When Madonna and her clan are in London, we get a good photo of the kids...

Shut Up Bill O’Reilly

Ugh. Normally I’m all about trashing Rosie O’Donnell, except when Bill O’Reilly is trashing Rosie O’Donnell, and then I’m all Team Rosie. O’kay? And who...

Trying the Winged Look!

Anne Hathaway probably wishes she could just fly away. As her ex-boyfriend’s legal troubles mount, and it looks more likely that Anne will have to testify at his trial, Anne hit up...

Chelsea Handler, Will You Mentor Me?

Everything this woman does is hilarious. Like, every sentence is pure comedic gold. I want her to be my tutor. I want to be like her one day. Here’s her take on Living Lohan.

Drugs Are Bad, Mmkay?

Coreys Meltdown!Uploaded by AEVideos Here’s Corey Haim, back to destroying his life by using drugs. Some days, I feel like half of the shit I post on here is just another reminder of...