I swear, in the five years I lived in LA, I always managed to be out of town during any earthquake. I’ve never been in an earthquake and I always wanted to! I know that’s weird...

So I got a text from one of my best friends the other night, and it read: “sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 opens aug 6!!!!!” I called her to be like, “Uh …...

It’s here! It’s here! It’s here! The cover of Jessica Simpson’s debut country album, do you know. I can’t decide what is more frustrating to me here: the fact...

Do they ever do “Where Are They Now?” episodes of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition? I often wonder what happens to those people after they suddenly go from lower-middle class to...

Not to the point where I want to, you know, stick my tongue down her throat and grab her underage ass, as these photos show her ex-boyfriend, Thomas Sturges, doing, but still. This girl...

Damn, I gotta find myself in a hotel room with a married governor. It’s totally the way to go. Ashley Dupre has been offered $2M to move ahead on a reality TV show — and...

The video above is footage of Shia LaBeouf’s totally fucked car after his DUI early Sunday morning. And his publicist issued the following statement: “Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf...

Man, at least NKOTB still have the whole “comeback” thing going for them. The Backstreet Boys are just has-beens who won’t quit. They’re in the studio again...

Here’s Amy after a long night out with some friends in London. She apparently took several swings at her own security guards before huddling in an alley and sobbing. Amy, baby. The...

Jennifer and Skeletor went to see In the Heights on Broadway to celebrate Jen’s 39th birthday. You guys, there is absolutely nothing going on today. And I still feel like ass. So I...

Sorry for video overload, kids. It’s a really slow news week (if you hadn’t noticed) but there have been some fun videos, so hopefully you all have headphones in your cubicle at...

Check out the PHYSICAL catfight at a Detroit Shocks/LA Sparks game. AWESOME!!! This is so weird, because last night I totally had a dream that I was back on my high school’s...