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90210v2.0: The First Cast Photo

Here’s the first cast photo of the new 90210, which will premiere at some point on some network. The guy standing next to Lori Loughlin looks constipated. You guys, is it just me, or...

Guess What I Did This Morning?

No, no. I did not suck a gigantic cock, although I know, at first glance, that is what this picture indicates. This is a photograph of the pointer finger on my right hand. And, this...

The Dark Cock

Heeeee! A Portland-area theater was changing its marquis from Hancock to The Dark Knight when someone snapped an ill-timed photo. I don’t think this is Photoshopped, but, frankly, I...

OMG Quotables

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we...

If You Care About Watchmen …

Some authority-flaunting young journalist snuck a video camera into the Watchmen panel at ComicCon. I guess some conference attendees waited in line for over four hours to get into this...

Heh.

Sometimes life cranks out little treats that are just too good to be true. For instance, today I was at Pike Place Market and purchased a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream...

Not Dead Yet!

Michael Douglas is still alive, and apparently still porking Catherine Zeta-Jones. The two were spotted having a romantic getaway in Saint Tropez where I guess they went on some manner of...

Guess the Celebrity Ass

Which celebrity gave new meaning to the phrase “hole in one” at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic on Tuesday? Find out after the jump.

Adriana Lima Is So Damn Sexy

The bra-over-the-shoulder look is so hot right now. Forget Balenciaga, Birkin, Chanel, Coach … all the It Girls are wandering around SoHo with with Victoria’s Secret bras slung...