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Welcome to Slow News Day Hell

Oh, look. It’s Josh Hartnett. He’s the new face of Armani. They threw him a party. He wore those glasses. I just got back from my Russian lesson, so I can now say “I love...

Team Tobey!

Tobey Maguire gave some photogs a piece of his mind when their flashes blocked his vision while he was trying to drive. I think he should have punched the sons of bitches. What a pain in...

Quotables

“I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world … but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.” Jessica Alba, on her recent pregnancy, to...

Christie Brinkley Emerges Victorious

The Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook divorce trial was resolved early this morning, after an all-nighter of negotiations. Christie gets sole custody and final decision-making power over the...

Porn Star in the Making!

Somebody call the Bunny Ranch!!!! This little girl has “cash cow” written all over her. (I mean, once she’s an adult, of course.) Seriously I don’t think this child...

Pimping Her New Show!

In case you hadn’t heard, Brooke Hogan’s new VH1 reality show, Brooke Knows Best (which is appearing more and more accurate in the context of her immediate family), premieres on...