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CONTEST: Tell Me Why Jesus Is Sexy

How much do you guys looooove contests??? I’m particularly excited about this one. The folks behind Hamlet 2 are giving away prize packs to promote the film, which actually looks...

Sun Devils, BABY!!!

Playboy has just released the results of its nationwide YouTube model search — and the #1 winner is Jaime Bradford, from Phoenix, Arizona. She’s an 18-year-old student at...

More Knox and Vivienne!

Okay, I found the People.com photos — it’s just their cover, but rest assured all the other photos will be on the Internet by tomorrow. Vivienne is on the left, Knox is on the...

Well Look Who’s in Chicago

Lindsay Lohan made the trek to the Windy City with gal pal Samantha Ronson for Lollapalooza, where SamRo was playing DJ. Also there: Mark Ronson, Slash, Perry Farrell, and Ashlee Simpson...

My Adorable Mother!

As most of you readers know, my darling mother is in town visiting me for a few days. This evening, we decided to take the ferry to Bainbridge Island to have dinner. We ate at an INCREDIBLE...

License to Bang

Check out this video about the “STFree Card,” which is basically a license with the date of your last STD test and its results. It’s being marketed to singles to help them...

Pop Quiz, Hot Shot!

Is this: a) The poster for a summer blockbuster involving young mafia members making a name for themselves on the rough-and-tumble streets of New York City b) A new ad for ManHunt.com or c)...

Farewell, Playgirl

Word on the street is that Playgirl will be folding in the near future. I have purchased Playgirl once. A guy I went to college with was in it, or so the rumor went. He was actually this...

Hooray for Parental Visit!

My mom is currently at the Phoenix airport, preparing to fly out to Seattle for her very first visit here since I moved. This means a variety of wonderful things, including but not limited...

I Will Watch Guido Beach

The kids at The Dirty tagged along on a casting call for a new show called Guido Beach, I guess about life on the Jersey Shore. Please, Lord, let this show get made. Every second of these...