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Hamlet 2 Contest Winners!!!

I love doing these contests, mostly because your responses are always some of the funniest shit that ever hits my inbox. You guys hit it out of the ballpark with this one. The challenge was...

The Olympics Have Begun!

Even though it won’t air on US television until tonight, the opening ceremony of the Olympics has just ended in Beijing. I’m trying to find you guys clips, but unfortunately...

You Guys MUST See Tropic Thunder

I just got back from the press screening of Tropic Thunder, the new Ben Stiller flick, and I have to say that it was the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. Seriously. Fucking...

A Dixie Chick Divorce

Marriage doesn’t work for anybody ever so just don’t bother. Dixie Chick Emily Robison and her husband, singer Charlie Robison, have divorced. The divorce filing states their...

Introducing PhotoCrank

Hi kids, Changes abound today! In addition to the new commenting rules (which seem to be keeping away spammers, hooray!), I’m also trying out PhotoCrank, a service that lets you guys...

Now You Can All Have a Leo!!!

Pet cloning is at last a reality! A creepy, creepy reality. A U.S. woman received five puppies Tuesday that were cloned from her beloved late pitbull, becoming the inaugural customer of a...

“Drink, Play, Fuck”

Did you guys all read Elizabeth Gilbert’s Eat, Pray, Love? OMG how good was it??? Loved loved LOVED that book. Now, comedy writer Andrew Gottlieb is releasing the male version of the...