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I was told to inform you that: Posting on EvilBeet will resume once The Beet has purchased a new laptop. Evidently hers is “completely fucked.” I believe she’s headed to...

Living La Vida Oprah

Some people will do anything for a book deal. Up now: 35-year-old Robyn Okran, who is dedicating a year to doing everything Oprah says to do, to see if it will actually improve her quality...

Check Out My Tits, Yo!

Jessica Alba may not have been interested in showing off the weight she gained during her pregnancy, but she doesn’t seem to have any problem making a huge show of those pregnancy...

Tropic Thunder Dethrones Dark Knight

Despite a weak opening day, Tropic Thunder came back, fighting off both Michael Phelps and Batman to take the weekend’s top box office spot with a $26M weekend take. This is now...

Party at LA Reid’s!

Everyone who’s anyone showed up at LA Reid’s big summer bash in New York on Friday night, including blissful newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Other attendees included...

Protesting the Mouse

Thirty-two protesters were arrested, handcuffed, frisked and loaded into police vans Thursday at the culmination of a labor protest at Disneyland in Anaheim. The picketers — who were...

90210 Promo: With Brenda and Kelly!

Here’s the new promo for 90210v2.0, featuring both Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth. What do you guys think??? Will people actually watch this show? I mean, after the pilot? Or has it...

I Want to Learn to Speak Romulan!

Dude, I’m such a Star Trek nerd. Clifton Collins Jr. and Eric Bana had to learn to speak Romulan for the upcoming JJ Abrams Star Trek film. “They had a linguist come in and...

The Chinese Gymnasts Are 12 Years Old

DUH. The AP has uncovered new evidence that some of the women on the Chinese gymnastics team are, in fact, under the required age of 16. Duh, duh, duh. Have you seen those girls? They made...

More Trouble in Beijing!

A British journalist was dragged off and beaten up by Chinese police while trying to cover a pro-Tibet protest on Wednesday in Beijing. This is NOT GOOD, China!!! Police hauled John Ray...