Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Okay Okay I’m Awake Now

Ha ha, you guys, I decided at like 1 am last night to try to secure my wireless network. I like to keep it unsecured, just to repay the universe for all the Internet connections I’ve...

Did You Miss Shannen Doherty?

I love how Shannen Doherty manages to phone in even the half-second clip promo clip she did for 90210v2.0. She’s not even trying! This show is gonna suck.

Blind Item!

Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other’s protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not...

Quotables

“. . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a...

Still Going Strong!

It’s rare that we get a shot of Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr, but photogs caught them this week arriving to meet magician David Blaine and his girlfriend for a...

Family Time!

How freakin’ adorable are Brooke Shields and her kiddos? Here’s Brooke with Grier and Rowan in Manhattan on Monday. Such cutie pies!!!

RIP My Laptop

Late last night, my beautiful beloved laptop made the inevitable transition from moribund to just plain dead when I accidentally spilled half a glass of water on it. I took it apart, dried...