Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Heh.

Sometimes life cranks out little treats that are just too good to be true. For instance, today I was at Pike Place Market and purchased a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream...

Not Dead Yet!

Michael Douglas is still alive, and apparently still porking Catherine Zeta-Jones. The two were spotted having a romantic getaway in Saint Tropez where I guess they went on some manner of...

Guess the Celebrity Ass

Which celebrity gave new meaning to the phrase “hole in one” at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic on Tuesday? Find out after the jump.

Adriana Lima Is So Damn Sexy

The bra-over-the-shoulder look is so hot right now. Forget Balenciaga, Birkin, Chanel, Coach … all the It Girls are wandering around SoHo with with Victoria’s Secret bras slung...

I Always Miss the Good Earthquakes!

I swear, in the five years I lived in LA, I always managed to be out of town during any earthquake. I’ve never been in an earthquake and I always wanted to! I know that’s weird...

Shia LaBeouf Is a Moron

The video above is footage of Shia LaBeouf’s totally fucked car after his DUI early Sunday morning. And his publicist issued the following statement: “Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf...