Okay, I just feel the need to update you all on my diet and exercise progress. I am now at five weeks smoke-free (woot woot!) and I’m still getting in about a half hour of cardio...

Michael Phelps helps promote swimming at a YMCA in New York City. It’s cool to think about how many young people Michael Phelps will inspire to start swimming. Shit, after watching...

Wow. Governor Sarah Palin from Alaska was elected in 2006. And now she’s on the McCain ticket. I knew nothing about her before the pick, and a quick reading of her wiki reveals only...

He is addicted to sex. Ummmm, what???? This is a random piece of news. “I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” he said in a statement...

Oh calm down, I’m not talking about Michelle. The American Kennel Club had a poll to choose the first Dog for Obama and his family. The Poodle won! In a national poll of 42,000...

Well Jessica Simpson has now “reinvented” herself as a Country Singer. Sigh. It is a bit creepy how she all of a sudden got the sexy football player boyfriend, a pair of cowboy...

I think EvilT and I might be in a posting war… she hasn’t said hello to me or anything. And all in a shameless and transparent attempt to win EvilBeet’s love. The truth is...

Gold medal-winning Olympic decathlete Bryan Clay looking really really sexy with a gold medal to boot! I understand a lot of you readers don’t think Michael Phelps has the whole...

Make me laugh bitches.

This came out of left field. Hilary Duff’s dad has been jailed for 10 days for violating the terms of his divorce. I guess he started selling off assets he wasn’t supposed to...

Rafael Nadal has decided not to wear the new “look” that Nike developed for this year’s US Open. On first glance, this doesn’t look like a big story except as...

I don’t know if or when I am going to get over the whole “I-want-Michael-Phelps-to-be-my-boyfriend-or-perhaps-just-have-dirty-sex-with-me” thing. This is not helping.