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Things That Are Annoying Me Today

I find I often feel better after I tell you guys why I’m in a bad mood, so I’m going to do that now. 1) Stupid Internet connection at the office is absurdly slow. 2) Still not...

Katie Holmes Jeans Watch

After spending the evening in LA with Tom to attend the premiere of Tropic Thunder, Katie Holmes was back in New York today to attend rehearsals for All My Sons. And maybe being in LA...

The Royal Ronsons?

Harpers Bazaar — which recently ran the Tyra-as-Michelle-Obama photo spread — now brings you the Ronson children (Mark, Charlotte and Samantha) as the Royal Tenenbaums. Likey...

How Much Would You Pay for This House?

The Villa Leopolda, on the French Riviera, has just sold for $748 million dollars, breaking a world record. The purchaser is a Russian who has not been identified, which is a shame, because...

Hamlet 2 Contest Winners!!!

I love doing these contests, mostly because your responses are always some of the funniest shit that ever hits my inbox. You guys hit it out of the ballpark with this one. The challenge was...

The Olympics Have Begun!

Even though it won’t air on US television until tonight, the opening ceremony of the Olympics has just ended in Beijing. I’m trying to find you guys clips, but unfortunately...

You Guys MUST See Tropic Thunder

I just got back from the press screening of Tropic Thunder, the new Ben Stiller flick, and I have to say that it was the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. Seriously. Fucking...