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BANNED!

Cuban Olympic athlete Angel Matos may be banned from the sport of Tae-Kwon-Do for the rest of his life, after he deliberately kicked a referee in the face after losing a bronze medal...

Meet Hugh Haffner

So I’m currently in Port Angeles, Washington, on the Olympic Peninsula. My dad’s in town to do some hiking in the national forest nearby, and I decided to drive out for the...

ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!!!

CUTENESS ABOUNDS!!!! OMG!!!!!! MY HEART RUSHES WITH JOY!!!! RACHEL MCADAMS AND RYAN GOSLING ARE MAKING OUT AGAIN!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY HAPPY DAY!!!!! Big sigh.

I’m Headed Off to a Business Lunch

In my absence, I suggest you guys read through a valuable new blog on the Internet: What to Expect When You’re Aborting, where a 23-year-old is currently blogging her abortion process...

Okay Okay I’m Awake Now

Ha ha, you guys, I decided at like 1 am last night to try to secure my wireless network. I like to keep it unsecured, just to repay the universe for all the Internet connections I’ve...

Did You Miss Shannen Doherty?

I love how Shannen Doherty manages to phone in even the half-second clip promo clip she did for 90210v2.0. She’s not even trying! This show is gonna suck.

Blind Item!

Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other’s protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not...

Quotables

“. . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a...

Still Going Strong!

It’s rare that we get a shot of Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr, but photogs caught them this week arriving to meet magician David Blaine and his girlfriend for a...