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New Release: The Killers, “Human”

It doesn’t look like we’re getting a new Britney Spears track today — her label made a last-minute decision that it wasn’t yet ready for radio release — so...

Blind Items!

1) WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista’s face “swelled up like a...

Networks to Self: “Dude, We’re So...

Hey, did anyone watch the Emmys last night? I know I didn’t. I was walking my dog. And sleeping. And balancing my checkbook. And flashing homeless men. I kid, I kid. I’ve never...

Emmy Winners!!!

A list of the ones you care about is after the jump. If you must know every single winner of every little award, you can get the full list on the official website here.

The End of Wall Street As We Know It

On Sunday, the Federal Reserve quietly announced the conversion of Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs to bank holding companies. They’d previously been the last two independent...

Just Because

There’s nothing else going on today, and this shit made me laugh.

Writing for Evil Beet FAQ

Thank you to all who have submitted applications to be our weekend writer here on EB. Many of them have been awesome. You guys rock so hard. I’ve gotten quite a few emails with...

Earning His Keep

Hey, you guys, wanna know what I was doing this afternoon? If you guessed “spending $89 at the Apple Store for a new laptop power cord because Leo ate the original one when you left...

Guess Who?

This prime-time starlet shows off her haute couture side on the pages of a major fashion magazine this month. You can hardly tell it’s her! Who is this? Jump in for the answer.