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The End of Wall Street As We Know It

On Sunday, the Federal Reserve quietly announced the conversion of Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs to bank holding companies. They’d previously been the last two independent...

Just Because

There’s nothing else going on today, and this shit made me laugh.

Writing for Evil Beet FAQ

Thank you to all who have submitted applications to be our weekend writer here on EB. Many of them have been awesome. You guys rock so hard. I’ve gotten quite a few emails with...

Earning His Keep

Hey, you guys, wanna know what I was doing this afternoon? If you guessed “spending $89 at the Apple Store for a new laptop power cord because Leo ate the original one when you left...

Guess Who?

This prime-time starlet shows off her haute couture side on the pages of a major fashion magazine this month. You can hardly tell it’s her! Who is this? Jump in for the answer.

Evil Beet Is Hiring

Hey kids, We’re looking for a weekend blogger around here, because working seven days a week every single day of my life for the past two-and-a-half years has been getting a little...