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I Was Robbed

French author Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clezio has been awarded the Nobel Prize for literature. This is total bullshit. I have no idea who this guy is. I can’t even find his blog.

Your Daily LiLo

Leaving Fred Segal. Gotta be honest, I’m totally digging the whole shit-kicker boot look she’s been sporting lately.

Could It Really Happen?

We’re hearing more and more talk about Sarah Palin making a guest appearance on SNL at some point before the election. Lorne Michaels, per usual, is refusing to answer any questions...

It Was Only a Matter of Time

Ladies and gentlemen, with less than a 24-hour turnaround, I present to you ThatOne08.com, complete with T-shirts, bumper stickers and pins. Less than twenty-four hours. If there is one...

A Friendly Reminder: Help Me Help Kids!

In the first week of Evil Beet Gossip’s participation in the DonorsChoose.org Blogger’s Challenge, you guys helped raise nearly $750, and we were able to fund projects that...

High School Musical 3: The UK Premiere

Ashley Tisdale’s Barbie shoes need to be wrapped up in her gross hair extensions and taken outside and buried deep within the earth. Like however deep we bury nuclear material...

My Exciting Day

8 am – 1 pm: Work 2 – 4pm: Dentist, where I am informed I am in the early stages of periodontitis, and I was like “Yes I am PMSing, thanks for noticing” but then the...

Is It Just My PMS …

… or does everybodyeverybodyeverybody look a hot mess at Elle’s 15th Annual Women in Hollywood event? I am happy with nobody‘s look here. Everyone’s hair looks...

Body of Lies Premiere

Time is a thief.  Russell Crowe has aged.  Why does he look like Grizzly Adams at the Body of Lies movie premiere today?  A little Just for Men and a haircut would serve him...

Beet is a Visionary

I’ll be the first to admit it.  I was a non-believer.  I’ve spent time making fun, laughing and pointing and generally mocking my beloved editor who gave an A- rating to...