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  “Nicole Kidman’s forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!” Sharon Osbourne sharing her thoughts on plastic surgery while appearing as a guest on Chelsea...

No Laughing Matter

Two talk show hosts have accused Magic Johnson of faking AIDS.  The exchange happened on-air Wednesday which prompted Magic to respond to the Associated Press.  He has called for...

Prince Book Launch

Prince, the artist formerly known as a symbol, performed last night at a launch party for his book 21 Nights.  I thought Prince was all reclusive and ruminating and “I shun this...

How Stupid Do You Have to Be?

In 2005, Charlize Theron entered into a contract with watchmaker giant Raymond Weil for 20 million dollars.  The requirement:  She was to wear one of their watches when...

Oops

New York State’s Rensselaer County sent out hundred of absentee ballots with “Barack Osama” on the top of the Presidential ticket. They claim it was a typo that made it...

How Is This Even Possible??

In their third-quarter investment call, General Electric, the parent company of NBC Universal, said they earned $1B in revenue by televising the Olympics, but they wrote a loss on the...

HELL YES!!!

The Supreme Court in Connecticut ruled today that civil unions are not sufficient and gay couples will now have the right to marry in that state. WOO HOO!!!

I’m Trying Out Next Year

Here’s a lovely clip of tryouts for the Seattle Mist, a part of the new Lingerie Football League. I heard about this early on the morning of tryouts, and was honestly thisclose to...