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Earning His Keep: Part II

I already told you guys that Leo was going to have to earn $89 worth of page views to pay me back for the laptop power cord he chewed up. So here he is, working it in the brand new bomber...

Michelle Tanner

A healthy-weighted Olsen twin departs a West Village tanning salon. Okay, you guys are gonna give me a huge amount of shit for this, but I have to say that, as she gets to a normal weight...

Perez Has Blogging Help?

Anyone know the inside scoop on this? Apparently Perez Hilton has someone named “liz” blogging for him now. I didn’t hear anything about this previously, I was just...

New Release: The Killers, “Human”

It doesn’t look like we’re getting a new Britney Spears track today — her label made a last-minute decision that it wasn’t yet ready for radio release — so...

Blind Items!

1) WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista’s face “swelled up like a...

Networks to Self: “Dude, We’re So...

Hey, did anyone watch the Emmys last night? I know I didn’t. I was walking my dog. And sleeping. And balancing my checkbook. And flashing homeless men. I kid, I kid. I’ve never...

Emmy Winners!!!

A list of the ones you care about is after the jump. If you must know every single winner of every little award, you can get the full list on the official website here.