O.J. Simpson: GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. ROT IN JAIL FOREVER, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

That was QUICK! The verdict will be announced TONIGHT. Probably within minutes. Stay. Tuned.

Hello everyone!  Thanks for all the greetings.  What is there to know about me?  I am not a trained writer as is evidenced by my gross overuse of ellipses.  I speak from the...

I want to start off by saying that I was overwhelmed with responses when I asked for a weekend writer. And the craziest part? The large majority of applications were really, really good. I...

This is a riot. Produced by Leonardo DiCaprio. Thanks Elyse!

The revised $700B bailout plan was passed by Congress this afternoon and signed by President Bush. Thoughts?

The ratings for last night’s VP debate were up 42% from this year’s first Presidential debate. It looks like it was the most-watched debate in sixteen years. GIRL POWER! Oh...

Press release of the day: In honor of its new Oven Baked Sandwiches, Domino’s Pizza (NYSE:DPZ) , the recognized world leader in pizza delivery, will be giving away a free Oven Baked...

It’s here. I gave it an A-, and my editor wants to shoot himself in the head about it. He hated it and he’s embarrassed that anyone who works for him likes it. I will be on the...

It’s still live. I’m live-tweeting it if you want to follow my Twittering here. What do you guys think? Who’s winning? Best parts? Worst parts?

I live in a rather liberal part of the country. And when people are like, “Oh my God, who are these people voting for McCain? It’s insane to me how anyone could vote for...