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My Exciting Day

8 am – 1 pm: Work 2 – 4pm: Dentist, where I am informed I am in the early stages of periodontitis, and I was like “Yes I am PMSing, thanks for noticing” but then the...

Is It Just My PMS …

… or does everybodyeverybodyeverybody look a hot mess at Elle’s 15th Annual Women in Hollywood event? I am happy with nobody‘s look here. Everyone’s hair looks...

Body of Lies Premiere

Time is a thief.  Russell Crowe has aged.  Why does he look like Grizzly Adams at the Body of Lies movie premiere today?  A little Just for Men and a haircut would serve him...

Beet is a Visionary

I’ll be the first to admit it.  I was a non-believer.  I’ve spent time making fun, laughing and pointing and generally mocking my beloved editor who gave an A- rating to...

Beyonce Receives Award

Beyonce was inducted into the International Pediatric Hall of Fame at the Miami Children’s Hospital Foundation Diamond Ball and Private Concert this weekend.  I support famous...

Janet Jackson Still Feeling Nasty

Janet Jackson is still having health problems.  Last night, ninety minutes before curtain time, she cancelled her Greensboro, North Carolina concert based on the advice of a doctor...

The Fine Art of Knowing Your Demographic

Sandra Bernhard is under fire after comments she made at one of her concerts in Washington DC.  After allegedly stating that Sarah Palin would be gang raped if she were to visit...

Angelina Jolie is huge

There have been reports that Angelina Jolie is in counseling to help deal with feelings of poor body image since giving birth to twins Vivienne and Knox.  Bravery was apparently the...

The Best Part of my Day

today was knowing that O.J. is in the clink.  I love watching this video.  Note how there is no stumbling over the pronunication of Orenthal.  That is because that woman knows she...

Banned Boob

  It’s official.  You need to think of something else to get Gamma for the holidays because the Anna Nicole Smith breast surgery video is not going to be available for gift...