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“I’ve porked the fuck out, man. I’m really, really fat right now. Fattest I’ve ever been. But as soon as this flick’s out, I’m taking my life back;...

Lisa Rinna’s Lip Explosion

I know Lisa Rinna has naturally full lips. But even the most steadfast believers must admit that she had a recent run-in with Restalyne. Not even wearing wings or having a spot on her ass...

Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama

Republican and former US Secretary of State under President George W. Bush has endorsed Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama.  In a nutshell, he thinks John McCain is a bit...

Well That Was Quick

The Daily Mail reports that the deal is done.  Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached a settlement regarding the division of their assets.  He will keep the country estate, his pub The...

Nicole Richie Out And About in L.A.

Nicole Richie continued her hippie vibe as she was out in West Hollywood today.  My worst nightmare is coming true; I think that atrocity on her head is from Mischa Barton’s new...

Tanning Beds Cause Brain Damage

George Hamilton appeared on The View yesterday to promote his autobiography Don’t Mind If I Do. He talks about the “relationship” he had with his step-mother when he was...