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How Is This Even Possible??

In their third-quarter investment call, General Electric, the parent company of NBC Universal, said they earned $1B in revenue by televising the Olympics, but they wrote a loss on the...

HELL YES!!!

The Supreme Court in Connecticut ruled today that civil unions are not sufficient and gay couples will now have the right to marry in that state. WOO HOO!!!

I’m Trying Out Next Year

Here’s a lovely clip of tryouts for the Seattle Mist, a part of the new Lingerie Football League. I heard about this early on the morning of tryouts, and was honestly thisclose to...

I Was Robbed

French author Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clezio has been awarded the Nobel Prize for literature. This is total bullshit. I have no idea who this guy is. I can’t even find his blog.

Your Daily LiLo

Leaving Fred Segal. Gotta be honest, I’m totally digging the whole shit-kicker boot look she’s been sporting lately.

Could It Really Happen?

We’re hearing more and more talk about Sarah Palin making a guest appearance on SNL at some point before the election. Lorne Michaels, per usual, is refusing to answer any questions...

It Was Only a Matter of Time

Ladies and gentlemen, with less than a 24-hour turnaround, I present to you ThatOne08.com, complete with T-shirts, bumper stickers and pins. Less than twenty-four hours. If there is one...

A Friendly Reminder: Help Me Help Kids!

In the first week of Evil Beet Gossip’s participation in the DonorsChoose.org Blogger’s Challenge, you guys helped raise nearly $750, and we were able to fund projects that...

High School Musical 3: The UK Premiere

Ashley Tisdale’s Barbie shoes need to be wrapped up in her gross hair extensions and taken outside and buried deep within the earth. Like however deep we bury nuclear material...