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Morning Jizz

Do you have a word that whenever you hear it you just start gagging?  Jizz is one of those words for me.  As well as moist and audit.  I feel like I’m coughing up a fur ball...

We’re Not Going Anywhere, Bitches

Gossip blogs are folding like crazy right now, with the latest deaths at MollyGood and Stereohyped, both Jossip properties. It sucks BIG TIME and it’s a bummer to watch so many...

A Full House “Remake”??

Sources are reporting that John Stamos wants to organize a Full House reunion — with the same cast, just years later. Says Candace Cameron-Bure, “John has been working on a...

A Gossip Girl Spin-Off???

Word on the street is that the CW is looking at a Gossip Girl spin-off for next season. CW entertainment president Dawn Ostroff said the network is in discussions with the show’s...

The Economy Still Sucks

When Natalie Portman fails at something, you know we’ve got problems. Natalie’s vegan shoe line, the Natalie Portman Collection for Té Casan, has closed because Té Casan...

An Olympic Baby!!

Congrats to Olympic gold medalist Kerri Walsh, who’s expecting her first child with husband Casey Jennings, a fellow beach volleyball stand-out. “I’m chubby and I’m...

Playing Nice This Time

Remember how, a couple weeks ago, the CEOs of the Big Three in Detroit got their asses handed to them by Congress when they showed up to beg for a government bailout – having flown...

Play Time!

Britney Spears took her kiddos, Jayden James and Sean Preston, to FAO Schwartz in NYC on Wednesday. Mom Lynne was in tow, as were many, many bodyguards. I’m sure they rented out the...

Britney Spears “Circus” Video Leaks

You can check it out on some Chinese site here. Challenge to my readers: Figure out the embed code for this shit, and send it to me at evilbeet@gmail.com. Update: Never mind! I may not...