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Just Because

I WANT ONE!!! I heard people talking the other day about how they have miniature elephants now. Like little tiny elephants that never grow very big. Is this true??? If so, I would like to...

Your Gift Just Keeps On Giving!!!

Hey, you guys, remember back in October, when you guys were FUCKING AMAZING and helped raise $2,325 to help OVER 3,000 schoolkids in high poverty areas get the supplies they need to...

I Suppose Congratulations Are in Order

Delgo, the animated kids flick voiced by Jennifer Love Hewitt, Val Kilmer and Freddie Prinze Jr. had an opening weekend gross of $511,920. This is the lowest-ever opening weekend gross for...

Naomi Watts is Finally Not Pregnant

Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts welcomed their second son yesterday.  No word yet on the name but their firstborn is named Alexander.  Therefore, I feel confident in saying that this kid...

Like Father Like Son

Oh why is this picture so disturbing to me?  Like I need to even tell you, these tragically polyestered young men are the sons of Hugh Hefner.  Eighteen year-old Marston and 17 year-old...

Oh Mother of God

‘Tis the season for the Virgin Mary to be showing up all over hell.  You could just be making nachos one day unaware that you are due for a divine intervention all in the name of a...

Even More Jogging Playlists

So … This Sunday, in Seattle, it is expected to be 20 degrees and snowing. What am I doing to celebrate, you ask? I’m running the Jingle Bell 5K at 8:30 in the morning with some...

The Dangers of Live Theater

This is very scary!! An actor portraying a suicide bid in an Austrian play accidentally slashed his own throat on-stage following a prop mix-up. Daniel Hoevels, 30, collapsed with blood...