Hi guys! Beet here. Just a little note to explain what shit’s gonna look like around here over the next couple of days. Zero flights got out of Seattle today. ZERO. So to that asshole...
Um, so the Chinese people have chosen an earthquake-surviving pig as the most inspirational animal of 2008. (Ummmm … I thought the Chinese had their own calendar … )
A pig that... For all my favorite Jews! Happy Hanukkah! And to all Evil Beet readers, have a wonderful holiday season! At least as far as this weekend’s movie releases go. It was close though. Carrey’s Yes Man opened up to a sad $18.2M closely followed by Smith’s Seven Pounds at... Amy Winehouse. Topless here. You’re very, very welcome. And I think this goes without saying but just in case you’ve hit the nog a little too hard this season... Hi guys! Beet here! We’re taking a brief break from celeb gossip for me to talk about SNOW.
You basically never see pics or video of Leo on here any more, because I save those for my... I promise you. I am not a bitter brunette. I think blonde hair is beautiful and we all know how gentlemen prefer it. Thankfully, I never had any use for gentlemen. Anyway, there is... As just another human on this earth, I try to contribute something to the planet. I really do factor this thinking in to many of the things I do. It could be something as simple as... I raced to Google when I saw these pictures, in the vain hope that at least one of Tom Cruise’s kids was old enough to legally purchase cigarettes. The mother in me just cannot... I got an IM from a concerned citizen about how media everywhere is talking about how Paris Hilton was robbed today when a thief stole $2M in jewelry from her Beverly Hills home. “I... Congrats to Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, who just had their eighteenth child, Jordyn-Grace. She was born Thursday via C-section, weeks before her due date of Jan. 1. She weighed in at 7... It’s a crazy wild snow day here in Seattle!!!!
The city is completely shut down! No one wants to drive in this weather!!!
I am off to hit the streets to forage for food. There’s...
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