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Welcome to 2009, Bitches!!!

IS EVERYBODY SO PSYCHED FOR THE NEW YEAR??? Okay, even if you’re not, you should be psyched on Leo’s New Year’s tuxedo, which was purchased at the Build-a-Bear store for...

I Expect 963,000 Responses To This Post

That is, I want to hear from all 963,000 people who tuned in to the premier of Brody Jenner’s MTV show Bromance.  I want to know who you are, where you live and what meds you are...

Happy Birthday Grandpa Sam!!!

On Monday, I got to celebrate my grandfather’s 82nd birthday with him. “Do I get to be on your blog?” he asked. “If I’m on your blog, am I automatically an...

Some Items of Note

1) There is absolutely nothing of any interest going on anywhere in the world right now. Trust me, I asked everyone. 2) I’m in Scottsdale at my dad’s house, where the Internet...

Guess the Celebrity Spawn

Whose famous vagina excreted this pacified cutie? She was spotted doing some shopping with her mom in LA yesterday. Here’s an unexpected hint: her celeb mom was smoking a cigarette...

And We’re Back!

Wow, you guys, I think that is the longest this site has gone without a post since its inception. HOLY CHRISTMAS! I spent the past couple of days holed up in a cabin at Mt. Baker without...