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Life on Mars???

Very cool! NASA scientists are expected to announce today that they believe they have found life on Mars! The scientists suspect alien microbes are alive and kicking just below the soil of...

What, No Cigarette?

The last time we saw Salma Hayek with her daughter, the adorable and incredibly wealthy Valentina Pinault, she was puffing away on a cigarette not two feet from the little girl. So...

Yay American Idol!!!!

I hate that I’m excited for this shit. I am such a 12-year-old. But I didn’t have a TV while I was living with my dad when it aired last year, so I’m just extra excited...

Golden Globes: The Winners

Best Motion Picture – Drama: Slumdog Millionaire Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama: Kate Winslet (beating out Anne Hathaway and Angie Jolie) Best...