I was just scrolling through my Tumblr dashboard when I happened across the completely revolting image above. Of course I assumed that someone had left a mushroom or their breast implant...
As far as I’m concerned, all these Twilight movies are good for is turning out hot boring people for us to look at. Exhibit H: Xavier Samuel. I don’t know who this cat is or... The latest film in the Twilight series, Eclipse, will be out in theatres at the end of June. That means that filming for the last part of the saga, Breaking Dawn, is all set to start... These do absolutely nothing for me, but I’m sure some of you Twilight freaks will be all hot and bothered by these Eclipse stills that have popped up on the Internet today... Check out this New Moon parody put out by Funny or Die called Dark Moon. Props to Eve for the lip biting and Brandon T. Jackson for his breathy Robert Pattinson. It doesn’t matter if... Well, that New Moon crap opened up this weekend and everyone’s seeing it/talking about it/talking about seeing it. I sat with a group of 20-somethings over a business brunch just an... If you weren’t a big fan of the wig Taylor had to wear for his role as in Jacob in Twilight and part of New Moon, you weren’t alone. Taylor himself wasn’t too fond of... Dakota Fanning took a break from filming movies about angsty vampires covered in sparkles to hang out with angsty teenagers covered in sparkles at her high school’s homecoming... In a contest of irrelevancy, Rachelle Lafevre and former Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, hung out last night at the pre-Emmy charity gifting suite at the London Hotel in L.A.
The bachelorette... As you probably know, I haven’t read or watched any of the Twilight series. I do know that Twilight fans have November 20th — the premiere date for The New Moon — marked... It’s a litigious Sunday here at the Beet.
Stephenie Meyer–who has way too many E’s in her name– is being sued for plagiarism by Jordan Scott, the author of an...
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New Moon Extended Trailer
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