Jessica Simpson’s pregnant, so some new wife of an ex just had to have the had the honor to be with child, and we all know that Vanessa Minnillo is just Nick Lachey’s beard and...
… And it’s this guy! Tony Romo, you guys. You remember him. He’s the guy that dumped Jessica last year on her birthday.
Tony’s future wife is Candace Crawford, a... I wrote earlier today about the outfit Jess wore to her David Letterman appearance — a lot of you loved it, but I still think it’s kind of ridic.
Now that we actually have... I’m just kidding y’all! Jessica Simpson is “sad, mad and confused” because she just listened to some of her past CDs and can’t figure out how she ever became... Oh, man! Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson on Thursday — the night before her 29th birthday!
Originally, Jess planned to have a Barbie and Ken party, but ended up Tweeting... This shit ran in the New York Post.
And you guys think bloggers are mean.
Wow.
Thanks Carol! This is a freaking ADORABLE story about Jessica Simpson’s man:
A homeless man who goes by Doc was cashing in change at a Cinemark Theatre in Dallas when a guy walked up and offered to... I guess they’re still going strong.
Photogs caught Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo (well, in fairness, she probably called them) leaving the Waverly Inn in NYC on Monday night. Um, check out Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson “attempting” a duet at the Metal Skool show in LA.
There’s a Britney diss at the beginning, too. Wonderful. A tipsy Jessica Simpson gets a hand from Tony Romo as she tries to get in the car after seeing 80s metal band Metalskool perform at The Key Club on the Sunset Strip. Although she managed to avoid being photographed this time, Jessica Simpson was in the stands when the Dallas Cowboys played football against another team on Saturday.
Whereas Tony played... “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium. With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the...Another One of Jessica Simpson’s Exes Is Engaged...
WTF Is Wrong with Jessica Simpson’s Mouth???
Jessica Simpson Is “Sad, Mad and Confused”...
It’s Over!
Ouch!
Tony Romo Takes a Homeless Man to the Movies
So In Love!
This Is Pretty Priceless
Deeeeeeerunk
Tony Romo Pulls Out a Win Despite Having Jess in the...
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