Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tom Cruise

How About Some Fun?

Here’s Jerry O’Connell spoofing our favorite guy Tommy Cruise. Boom, boom, shake the room! the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com

What a Fun 13th Birthday!

Tom Cruise takes son Connor to dinner at The Cut at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Wearing a suit! On your 13th birthday! Alone with your father! Oh, how fun!

Katie Holmes Is Making Me Nauseous

“Having Suri and Tom [on set] was wonderful,” she said at the premiere of her new film, Mad Money. “You think you love to do something and then you have the people you...

So In Love!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attend the premiere of Mad Money in LA. Katie’s beautiful, but she kind of looks like a bobblehead doll.

Tom Cruise’s Stupid Nazi Movie Sucks

The studio moved Valkyrie‘s release date from June 27 to October 3, supposedly to give director Bryan Singer extra time to film a key battle sequence. It’s gonna take him 3...

Quotables

“It happened quickly, but I was certain it was what I wanted. I never felt overwhelmed. I thought, Okay, good. Here we go … It happened in an instant. I still get like that...

Caption This

Tom Cruise and Will Smith get a little cozy at the NYC premiere of “I Am Legend.”

Suri Cruise Rocks Out to the Spice Girls

From the Spice Girls official website: The Spice Girls had some surprise visitors at rehearsals in LA recently when Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with baby Suri stopped...

Everything Is Back to Normal, Folks

Hey, guys, remember that one time that Katie Holmes looked like she was the same height as Tom Cruise? That was weird. Thankfully, it’s all over now. And how fucking amazing does...

Katie Holmes Runs the NYC Marathon!

Ms. Katie Holmes completed the 26.2 mile course in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds. It won’t qualify her for Boston, but it’s a full three days faster than I could do it...

They Did It!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally managed to take a full-body shot where she doesn’t tower over him. She’s wearing flats and you’d better believe his shoes have lifts in...