Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tiger Woods

Chris Brown’s a Baby

You know who needs to disappear? Chris Brown. That fool just cannot help himself. He’s still talking about how the whole “beating up Rihanna” thing was really hard on his...

Say It Like You Mean It, Tiger

Tiger Woods gave his public apology today (the full 14-minute video is here) and I’m not buying it. After greeting the press, Tiger started with the statement, “I am deeply...

Supposedly Tiger Woods Sucks at Rehab

Even though it’s been reported widely that Tiger Woods is desperate to make it work with Elin after being caught in a cheating scandal, the National Enquirer has a different story. Of...

OK, This is Hilarious

You guys see the genius* in the above photo? That’s Joselyn James. She’s a porn star and one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses and also probably one of the funniest people on the...

Quotables

“Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end,” Mayer explains. “It has nothing to do with control. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle...

People Are So Pathetic

Hot new product alert! You can currently buy a set of golf balls with each one of Tiger Woods’ mistress printed on them! LOL! Oh my Goodness! The novelty product world must be abuzz...

More News About This Nasty-Ass Freak

Oh, dammit. I wanted to go a whole day without talking about this clown so badly. One of Tiger Woods’ many, many mistresses has stepped forward with some “new” information...

Quotables

“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to...

Is Tiger in Sex Rehab?

Tiger Woods maybe possibly donated a mobile hospital to the Haitian earthquake victims, but other than that he’s been pretty off the radar the last couple weeks. Every day we’re...

Did Tiger Woods Get a Clue?

Russell Simmons Tweeted today that he heard through the Successful People Grapevine or whatever that Tiger Woods is donating a mobile hospital to Haiti help the earthquake victims. Smart...