No, not Katie Holmes. She’s too busy starring in the Dawson’s Creek reruns in my dreams, silly! No, the real author is that little devil, Suri Cruise! Not even six years old...
During the month of October, I kind of got obsessed with scary movies. We were buying a few DVDs a week, going to the awesome second-run movie theater in the next town over, and borrowing... Happy Halloween, friends! Since today is supposed to be such a spooky day, I figured that we’d kick it off with one of the spookiest things I can think of: Joan Rivers! Joan is... Us Weekly wants you to know that little Suri Cruise stepped out onto the streets of Greenwich (NYC) wearing a pink bowler hat and bright red lipstick. Ugh, the camera loves this child.
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Here we have the mom-daughter duo with the most shiny brunette hair who were photographed hitting the beach yesterday to celebrate Memorial Day.
Katie Holmes is... So the Cruise family was doing their whole late-night New York City binge eating thing like they do best, and Suri was photographed being the paparazzi ham that she is. No other celebrity... Suri Cruise and her mom Katie Holmes went on a snack run yesterday in NYC and Suri, who under the law of Scientology is never told the word “no”, picked up a particularly... I don’t know if the fact that I’m childless and probably have a drinking problem tells you how little I know about what it takes to raise a child, but I’d like to think I... Tom Cruise made an appearance on Oprah yesterday where he revealed that his four-year-old daughter Suri dictated the fashion in his house, selecting dresses for Katie Holmes to wear at... Sometimes people are too hard on Katie Holmes. The woman and her family are constantly photographed, so obviously she’s not going to be Little Miss Smiley Face all the time. Then... Cameron Diaz was flirting her face off with some dude last night at Katie Holmes’ 31st birthday party in Seville and the paparazzi caught some really low-quality photos of it. TomKat... Sunday night, as Katie Holmes attended the Dizzy Feet Foundation charity event, she finally answered the question that all of America has been asking: Why does three-year-old Suri wear...
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