With all due respect to the other babies: you lose. Shiloh is the cutest baby ever. In NYC with Mommy and Maddox on Saturday.
Angelina Jolie may have barely escaped a supposed third-world plot to kidnap her and extort a ransom while working as a UN Goodwill Ambassador, but she’ll never escape the consequent... How adorable is this little girl? Also, Brad Pitt is the hottest father in the world. He looks so happy to finally be playing the role of daddy. Jennifer Aniston must be crying in her soy... “Dude, how come I don’t get a cracker?”
These two are so ridiculously gorgeous. How did Angelina Jolie manage to pick, like, the hottest orphan in all of Ethiopia... Brandon Davis makes Paris Hilton cry at her birthday party. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan has a newfound confidence in her Higher Power. [Celebslam]
Pink has one of those sexy jutting-out pelvic... Oops … they did it again!
Sorry, sorry. With Britney now sequestered in a single rehab for over twenty-four hours, I don’t know what to do with all those jokes. And it just... Mama and Papa with Zahara and Shiloh. Awwww…so cute!!! After several years of relative silence, we have our good ol’, rambling, Billy-Bob’s-blood-in-a-vial-around-my-neck, yeah-we-just-humped-in-the-car... From a new photo shoot for Hello magazine. Damn, she’s already got that seductive off-in-the-distance pout down. Are you guys sooo excited for when she and Jayden Federline have sex... Although it won’t premiere until sometime around the year 2020, the greatest reality show ever continues its casting process, with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie planning to adopt... Angelina Jolie just hates it when photogs catch pictures of Shiloh without forking over the requisite $4M. [Just Jared]
Nicole Kidman’s husband, country singer Keith Urban, is the... While a Jesus-lovin’ Mel Gibson works hard to bring Jew-hating back to the mainstream, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are leaving that last-season Judeo-Christian crap in the past where...Late-Night Links
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