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I can never get over how wonderful Robert Pattinson is. He’s just so darling, isn’t he? And I’m not trying to say that he’s this big heartthrob dreamboat, because... And come on. If you were Kristen Stewart, wouldn’t you be afraid to show your vapid little face in public, too? Yeah, what she did was “common” by today’s standards... OK, in the funniest Kristen Stewart-impersonator video OF ALL TIME, the Kristen Stewart impersonator who taught us how to speak just like Kristen Stewart last year? Because that was funny... But unfortunately, it’s not what you think it’s for—it’s for Cosmopolis, his new movie, and not to publicly bash Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders for being... From Us Weekly:
Hiding out at pal Reese Witherspoon’s Ojai, Calif. ranch ever since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders, Pattinson finally resurfaced... Well, get in line, Scientology, because you’re not the only one. Now that Robert Pattinson is single, all he has to do is pick up the shattered pieces of his heart, hot glue them... Here’s a transcript if you can’t view the video or listen to the sound, which is unfortunate, because Will’s inflection is pretty much the whole thing:
“Well, I... From PEOPLE:
“[Robert is] heartbroken and angry, and sources tell the magazine that he’s been drinking and relying on friends to deal with the pain,” says PEOPLE reporter... From Radar Online:
Rob Pattinson was crushed when his girlfriend Kristen Stewart admitted she had a fling with her married director and he promptly fled the house that they shared, but the... If this is supposed to be some kind of clever ploy in order to make Kristen and Rupert look all hounded and pursued and tortured, and thus, sympathetic to the public’s eye, I have to... From People:
His world shattered, Robert Pattinson turned to someone he knew he could count on: Reese Witherspoon.
Immediately after learning his girlfriend of three years, Kristen...
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