Well something off the hook is probably about to happen, since the rumor mill has headed into maximum overdrive, since Rob’s lately been “ogling Katy Perry’s boobs over...
Now hang on just a damn minute, here. Didn’t we just decide that Robert Pattinson’s having sex with Katy Perry’s voluptuous midsection these days? Yeah, I think we did. So... (Pattinson’s moving on on Katy, that is, not John Mayer‘s feathery breakup hair. You know. To be clear.)
And I’m sorry, but there’s just something so inherently... From Entertainmentwise:
… [Robert Pattinson is] reportedly keen to transform his image and wants to completely change his appearance. Insiders have said that Rob ‘wants to look... Yeah, remember Kristen Stewart’s sad face, walkin’ around town, carryin’ flowers in her belly shirt? Robert Pattinson saw those pictures too. His reaction? Something... Oh my god, you guys, I’m sorry. I really am. I’m sympathizing with Kristen Stewart, and I think we should leave her alone to lie down in that shitty old bed she made, but this... Oh man, guys. The melodrama of it all (who am I kidding; I’m just as busted-up over this apparent breakup as anyone else who loves these two as a couple and the Twilight franchise)... We already knew that Robert and Kristen (and Taylor!) weren’t going to be doing the Twilight conventions this year as usual, but now we have some more news on the Breaking Dawn Part 2... Apparently things aren’t going well–at all.
Sources are saying that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have both pulled out of the upcoming final Twilight fan conventions... Because come on, she’s in hiding and doing nothing but eating ice cream, smoking cigarettes, and not showering, so what else does she have left to do these days?
Sources are... “[My fans] seem pretty excited about … kind of whatever. Um, I’d like my fans to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is just 130 calories [a serving!]. Pretty much everything... According to him, in a word, ‘no’. Or, if you liked the Jon Stewart show‘s Robert Pattinson, a fitful of giggles.
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