Another day, another “Robert Pattinson is boning a new chick” story. This time, it’s none other than Elvis’ granddaughter Riley Keough. You might remember Riley for...
Riley Keough and Zoe Kravitz in the same photograph.
Excuse me while I orgasm.
This is my angry-hipster-celebuspawn heaven. Can’t you just taste the ennui? The unearned sense of... Riley Keough’s another one of my fave celebuspawns. She always looks so fabulously pissed off. She’s the granddaughter of Elvis Presley, FYI. So she’s, like... Ryan Cabrera, who I believe released an album at some point in the early ’90s, was spotted at Atlantis in the Bahamas with girlfriend Riley Keough, model/Elvis Presley’s...Oh. Sweet. Jesus.
Rock It, Riley
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