Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Plaxico Burress

Just Because

I’m totally checked out for the rest of the month, guys. It is SO HARD to focus on work this time of year. Luckily you guys are equally bored at work, and that means you send each...

SPORTS IS INTERESTING!!!!

Quick! SOMEONE CALL MY EX-BOYFRIEND! I’m interested in sports now! He’ll keel over and die, probably, if he finds out. No, he probably won’t do that. He won’t even...