Paula Abdul just turned 46. Here she is leaving STK in Los Angeles last night (Note: don’t worry, she’s not driving). To celebrate how about a lovely music video involving Ms...
Paula Abdul turns the tables on the paparazzi by — gasp! — taking photos of them.
Oh, Paula. Does your wit know no bounds? Check out Paula Abdul’s pre-game performance of “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” Check out the preview for Paula Abdul’s “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” “I was pregnant at the time and probably a little moody, but I remember thinking, ‘She’s a disaster! I gotta prop this lady up and get her on TV. [She was] disastrous... Well, she doesn’t have it, not in the long-term possession sense, but she’s showing it off at an Emmy gifting suite. Yes, those are actual diamonds encasing the flatiron... Remember all that talk about Paula Abdul choreographing the upcoming live-action Bratz movie? I know everyone was excited to watch a group of teenage actresses stumble across stages, burst... Whoever is managing this woman needs to be fired again and again and again.
I finally had the opportunity to watch an episode of Hey, Paula, and it is, to summarize, thirty minutes of... Not that this should come as a surprise to anyone, but our resident chihuahua-preservation guru had a nervous break-down on a conference call the other day. There is so, so much to say... Ever since she fell off the wagon and into a chihuahua, Paula Abdul’s handlers are keeping a very close eye on her. It’s not that she’s drunk here, see. They just want to... It’s not that I’ve been ignoring this story, per se, it’s just that, like, what do you really say? She broke her nose when she tripped over her chihuahua.
This is not the... Paula Abdul, taking a page from the Isiaiaiaiah Washington school of kicking sleeping dogs has decided to go on the offensive against all those hating on her substance abuse problem.
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Paula Abdul Has a Million Dollar Flatiron
Paula Abdul Won’t Be a Brat Anymore
OMG, Who the Fuck Let Paula Abdul Do a Reality TV Show?
Paula Abdul’s Conference Call Meltdown!
Paula Abdul Needs a Little Help Walking
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Paula Abdul Quoted While Drunk