Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Stays Ass-y In Cannes

Everyone’s still in Cannes partying their faces off because they’re fucking rich and I’m poor and I never go anywhere and I’m tired and my bones hurt. I’m...

Paris Steps Out with Her Ex

Oh BURN. With rumors abounding that Douche Reinhardt dumped The Par-Par, and not the other way around, Paris has quickly stumbled on the very best way to make a recent ex-boyfriend jealous:...

Hey Rio, Tell Me How My Ass Taste

Paris Hilton lived it up in Rio this weekend with her idiot boyfriend while hosting a Valentine’s Day bash. In her downtime, Paris did what Paris does, which is shaking that ass for...

Je T’Adore, Dougie!

This the little couple that just won’t quit! Paris and Dougie did some shopping in Paris today before heading off to the Ritz, because their life is hard like that. It’s cool...