In today’s episode of the Anna Nicole is Functionally Retarded Show, we learn that Anna previously tried to convince a wealthy paramour, G. Ben Thompson, that he was the father of her...
You can get Paris Hilton for $100,000 plus a private jet or Carmen Electra for the bargain price of $50,000. Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra’s people have been snooping around looking... I can’t hate you anymore. I can no longer despise your desperate and embarrassing pleas for attention and publicity. It takes too much energy. So I’ve decided to embrace you... I am one of the many people that is over Paris Hilton. I think she is ugly, bowlegged, and a symbol of everything that is wrong with celebrity. The strange thing is that, as much as people... At what point did People magazine get the monopoly on celebrity coming-out stories? Anyway, meet McGay. [Pop on the Pop]
Prince Harry’s new girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, wonders aloud if... I was poking around TMZ and I found this photo of Paris buying her little dog a mountain worth of tacky dog stuff. It looks like she is actually buying a little dog bag with another dog... Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe get into a little tiff at the Flags of Our Fathers screening in NYC. Ryan claims Reese is embarrassing him, mostly because her jaw is overshadowing his... From Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan is playing with fire. She’s now decided to be best buds with her former nemesis Paris Hilton, and the two even had a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend... So this is a pretty typical Paris Hilton ‘razzi video. She’s with her entourage — including publicist Elliot Mintz — attempting to leave her house, when she realizes... Apparently Madonna isn’t adopting an African child so much as she’s kinda stealing one. Rule-bending in exchange for cash? In Malawi? [I’m Bringing Blogging Back]
Lindsay... I did not write this. I grabbed it from Go Fug Yourself, because it is easily the funniest thing I’ve read in like a year. I want to share it with the world.
PARIS: Dude, I’m... Finally The Donald and I agree on something. Because I’m still mad that Randal beat out Rebecca, and that was like 8 seasons ago. From a recent interview on Larry King Live.
KING:...
Paris Hilton
Want a "Celebrity" to Help You Ring in The New...
You Win, Nick Carter
Newsflash: People Hate Paris Hilton
Yeah, I Ran a Penis on the Front Page. Does this Mean...
Paris Hilton Attempts to Buy Tinkerbell’s Love
Links, Links, Links!!
Paris and Lindsay Back to Loving Each Other’s...
Elliot Mintz is Very Mature for His Age
Late-Night Link-o-Rama
An Imagined Conversation Between Paris Hilton and...
Donald Trump Thinks Angelina Jolie’s a Dirty Slut