Do you ever wonder exactly how people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton get so incredibly, unbelievably rich with no discernible talent? Or even just any old celebrity, like, say...
Is it too soon for that headline? Should we wait, I don’t know, another few weeks before we drag that one out? Either way, I’d say it’s safe to say that Parasite’s... Yesterday Paris Hilton tweeted this photo of herself dressed as a ghost. (At least, I hope that’s a ghost costume.)
Anyway. Miss Hilton put on a sheet and played the... What, am I’m saying that any time a celebrity dons a wig of unnatural hair color that it’s automatically akin to Britney’s pink bewigged meltdown? Well, yeah.
I know most... Can I tell you guys something that’s just going to blow your mind? Lindsay Lohan
and Paris Hilton have a total of seven mugshots between the two of them. Isn’t that just... “In my next relationship I expect honesty, strong values, true communication, commitment, mutual trust and respect, something I didn’t necessarily have recently. At the end of... Photo courtesy of The Sun
In absolutely terrifying news, Paris Hilton‘s stalker James Rainford was arrested—on the beach, and shirtless—Monday afternoon. Another beachgoer... Look, Paris has sunk her talons into another dude somehow. An apparent US resident, who, unless he’s deaf, blind, and dumb, probably knows of her history in this country and all of... This happened a few days ago, but this little clip is just now starting to make the rounds, and I couldn’t keep it from you. How could I? Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg going... In an interview with Piers Morgan, who really stuck it to Paris in a manner of speaking, Paris reveals that one of her life-long regrets is being featured in a sex tape.
I don’t... “Worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign. What if there was a kid around the corner, you dumb bitch. … blonde piece of shit. [She] should apologize to humanity. ... You guys seemed to enjoy the last time we played “Marry, Kill, Fuck,” so I decided it’s high time for round two. This time, the theme is “Evil Beet...
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