Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton

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Brandon Davis makes Paris Hilton cry at her birthday party. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan has a newfound confidence in her Higher Power. [Celebslam] Pink has one of those sexy jutting-out pelvic...

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Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood] Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy] The Beckham’s actual reality was too dull, so...

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Comin’ atcha early today… Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady split up in December … but they’re expecting a baby late this summer. [ICYDK] Dog the Bounty Hunter has been...

Austrians Throw Trash at Paris Hilton

Awesome. She gets evacuated. I think my favorite part of this is how her song is pumping in the background as the security guards move her away from the raining cigarettes. It’s...

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There’s a sixth hat in the Dannielynn paternity ring. And he’s in jail. Nice. [dlisted] Brit-pop up-and-comer Lily Allen sports some conspiracy theories. [Buzznet] You thought...

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Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP] Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish] Mischa Barton...

Heather(ette)s

Heatherette gets no love. The hipster fashion line debuted its new line at NYC Fashion Week on Tuesday, sans a model and a high-profile guest. Paris Hilton — a longtime friend of the...

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Best and worst of Super Bowl ads. [Film.com] Ryan Phillippe is all about fatherhood. That and cheating on his wife. [PopSugar] Kimora Lee gets all lesbo at Cipriani. [Cele|bitchy] Kim...

Paris Packs a Pipe Like a Champ

Since it is Celebrity Drug use day I thought that I would post a fun photo of Paris Hilton. You know, from that little site that she is using for publicity. I find this one particularly...

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I love it. Farrah Fawcett gets cured of cancer, so we get to care about Ryan O’Neal for all of five minutes, during which he manages to get arrested in a physical altercation with his...