Paris and Flavor of the Week Josh Henderson hit up Parc in LA. Why is she with this guy? He’s her newest project, I guess. And we get it, Paris. The boobs are bigger. Congratulations...
Remember in January when Paris Hilton (or her lawyers) pleaded no contest to “alcohol-related reckless driving?” She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and... Why don’t they just come out and call it The Simple Life Goes Camp? That would be a lot more accurate.
Update: Images removed. Related: E! Networks staffers are fucking geniuses. It’s a fine art, a precise and powerful craft, and one carefully studied by the likes of Nick Carter and now, apparently, Randy Spelling, who’s teaming up with David Weintraub... Halle Berry claims she’s never had plastic surgery. [Bossip]
Gold is the new rehab. [INO]
Solange Knowles tells her husband … eh … Lisa beat me to it. [A Socialite’s... Angelina Jolie may have barely escaped a supposed third-world plot to kidnap her and extort a ransom while working as a UN Goodwill Ambassador, but she’ll never escape the consequent... Poor Paris Hilton. It must be really tough to have to find new best friends all the time when all your old ones end up in rehab. But Elisha Cuthbert? I mean, she’s hot, but what does... The queen of extensions was on-hand in Chicago this weekend to promote her new line of hair-extensions, DreamCatchers. I did Google searches for “Dream Catchers Hilton,”... Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe … um .. you know. [A Socialite’s... Britney leaves Promises to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. And Perez wins this link by being the only blogger with the sense to clip the other people out of the pic. [Perez... Paris Hilton, who has offically earned her nickname “celebutard,” is facing up to 3 months in prison after driving on a suspended license. Paris wasn’t supposed to be... WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (AP) — Paris Hilton was cited for driving on a suspended license after police stopped her for speeding and driving without her headlights on late Tuesday...
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