Paris Hilton has just released a statement through her brand spankin’ new DUI attorney, Richard Hutton (emphasis mine): “After reading the media’s coverage of my court...

In a last-ditch attempt to keep her ass out of jail, Paris Hilton may be bringing yet another lawyer onto her team, celeb DUI lawyer Richard Hutton. Paris met with him yesterday, and was...

Paris. Hilton. Is Fucking. Goddamn. Driving. The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term...

I just want to take some time to dissect this piece of genius bit by bit. To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She...

This story just keep getting better and better. From People magazine today: Paris Hilton Asks for Schwarzenegger Pardon Oh my. Oh my, oh my. Can you even imagine if he pardoned her...

Hilton’s lawyers are filing to appeal the sentencing Paris received on Friday, essentially claiming the the trial judge did not have a right to give Paris the 45 days of jail time...

In video captured by our friends over at Buzz Foto, Paris Hilton shows off her renowned acting skills the day after her sentencing, reading a statement prepared by her attorneys having an...

Paris Hilton does some impromptu post-sentencing aromatherapy at Francis-Orr on Saturday. Photo credit: BuzzFoto

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Apparently Paris could have done several things to avoid jail time, and yet she did none of them: 1) Paris was supposed to take a 12-hour alcohol education course as a result of her DUI...

OH HAPPY DAY!!! HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!!! PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO JAIL FOR 45 DAYS!!! Yes, yes, you read that right. A judge today sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating her...